If someone told me that a submersible named the Titan, owned by a company called OceanGATE, carrying three billionaires, had gone missing on an expedition to the Titanic, I would think it was some pitch for a new thriller mystery novel and not something that had actually happened due to the hubris and stupidity of rich people.
29 June 2023 - 10 Tamuz 5783
No, today is not a Jewish holiday.
i don’t know why judaism is trending today but i’m simultaneously seeing posts in the tag like happy seventh day of hanukkah, happy second day of hanukkah, happy week until purim, watch out for antisemitic hate crimes, and also, don’t worry, today is Not a jewish holiday
I’m finding it really hard to view the Titanic submersible nonsense with appropriate gravity because goddamn this was the most avoidably stupid way to die we’ve seen in a while.
Oh it’s an untethered, van-sized tube, steered by an off-brand PS3 controller, that navigates via text messages from the mothership, the texts are transmitted by Musky’s satellites, and it has no hatch, instead being bolted together around the occupants from the outside. The CEO of the company considers “safety” an obstacle, and the vehicle is unregulated and unapproved, so you have to sign a waiver that mentions death three times in the first page to board it. Every single one of those points is a reason to not board the thing.
And to top it off, these dipshits decide to name their ACME-ass submersible the Titan, and take it to the most legendary monument to Man’s Hubris on the planet, 3.7 kilometres into the abyss. Like there’s tempting fate, and then there’s this horseshit.
These MFs paid $250000 for a Darwin Award and a starring role in “Worst ways to die” Youtube videos for decades to come.
Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be crying all day.
I think a polluting billionaire being lost to the ocean is very poetic.
Mechanically operated jaws!
congrats to the winners of the tumblr horse derby! this is early by 3 hours but its bed time and i dont want to queue it :}
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Day 13. So, I’ve been reading this thing…
Kraftwerk
HIM!!!
this whole oceangate submarine fiasco has actually led to a lot of interesting talks and debates about the grey area of human empathy vs the inclination to recoil at the bizarre behaviors of the ultra wealthy and how people struggle with both ideas and is actually very interesting to watch play out in different types of people
PizzaNet (Santa Cruz, 1994).
The first thing you could order online was pizza from a Pizza Hut branch in Santa Cruz.